Sherman Hemsley - I Hate Dogs and Cats

I hate dogs
and I hate cats
I'm also not
too fond of bats
I'm a helpless
little fellow
Consequently
rather yellow

Now, you may think
that dogs are sweet
Since they love to
snuggle at your feet
But to me
they're oh, so large
That I tremble
when they charge

Now, certain words
like "big" and "small"
Mean what?
Would you
please tell me?
To me all cats
are 10 feet tall
So I worry
when they smell me

I run from owls
I hide from hawks
I scurry from
whatever squawks
I'm a coward
From my whiskers
to my spats
I hate dogs
and cats!

Now, certain words
like "big" and "small"
Mean what?
Would you
please tell me?
To me all cats
are 10 feet tall
So I worry
when they smell me

I run from owls
I hide from hawks
I scurry from
whatever squawks
I'm a coward
From my whiskers
to my spats!
But I tell you straight
That I really hate
Owls, dogs, hawks, bats!
I hate dogs and cats!