Random Encounters - Cuphead the Musical (feat. Markiplier, NateWantsToBattle, Jacksepticeye & More)

Elder Kettle: Once upon a time, there was a little fella named Cuphead.
He and his brother had a bit of a gambling problem, and things got kind of out of hand.
The sleazy townsfolk met together that night to discuss the problem,
knowing that Cuphead would soon be coming for them…

Hilda Berg: You’ve all probably heard the rumors-
Cagney Carnation: -about this plucky little fella named Cuphead-
Briney Beard: -He’s coming to collect on our deals with The Devil-
Dr. Kahl: -and we need to stop him!

Hilda Berg: Hey! He’s comin’ this way, so beware!
Djimmy the Great: Say, let’s shoot him right out of the air!
Baroness Von Bon Bon: I could put him on icing myself!
Onion, Potato & Carrot: And we three veggies won’t be so good for his health!

Goopy Le Grande: Let’s just smash him!
Cala Maria: Or whack him with a trout!
Ribby & Croaks: We could thrash him-
Briney Beard: And then pour his insides out!

Everyone: We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!
We’re gonna kill off Cuphead
with a big goodbye!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
is coming due today!

Wally Warbles: Ooo, just wait’ll I get my wings on that Cuphead!
Rumor Honeybottoms: I’d like to chip his china…

Blind Spectre: I’ll see that his life is cut short!
Rumor Honeybottoms: While I call in the cops to come bee support!
Beppi the Clown: Why not give him the ride of his life!
Cagney Carnation: Then shank that shnook with a briar sharp as a knife!

Dr. Kahl: Let’s use science!
Werner Werman: And arm ourselves for war!
Wally Warbles: Sky-high violence-
-is what Cuphead has in store!

Everyone: We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!
Cala Maria: We’re gonna make him fish food!
Werner Werman: And den we’ll make him fry!

Everyone: We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
is coming due today!

Hilda Berg: One shift of the stars,
and the tide is sure to turn!
Ribby & Croaks: Too bad
Cuphead’s about to lose big!
Grim Matchstick: Three heads will hunt him
till Cuphead feels the burn
Sally Stageplay: For the rest of his
headlining gig!

King Dice: They call me King Dice, cause that’s who I am!
A royal pain whose diabolical plan
to close some contracts needs a sucker or two.
So come on, Cuphead! Kid, I’m talking to you!
Come shake my hand!
We got a deal?
Good, cause now it gets real…

The Devil: You agreed to my game and you lost!
You accepted the odds, now you’ll cough up the cost!
Don’t screw with me kid, or I swear
I’ll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware!

Minions: Scare him!
Scorch him!
Let’s liquify his brains!
Dr. Kahl: Taze him!
Grim Matchstick: Torch him!
Goopy Le Grande: And then bury his remains!

Everyone: We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!
Sally Stageplay: It’s his final curtain!
Blind Spectre: And the end is nigh!

Everyone: We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
King Dice: Is coming due today!
Everyone: Is coming due today!
The Devil: Is coming due today!

Elder Kettle: And they all live happily ever after! Wait, no they didn’t.
I’m pretty sure those people killed him.
Oh well. Circle of Life.