Pulp - His 'n' Hers

I've got the time
And you've got the space
I'm wanna wipe you down
And lick the smile off your face
The smile off your face
Though we know that it's wrong:
Towel sets, matching combs
Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on?

Oh, I want you now
And I want you here
Lie down by the fire
And if the neighbours hear
The neighbours hear
'cos they don't understand
What you've got in your hand
Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Yeah!

Are we going to do it again?
Sideways
I was stood in the queue then you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
Oh it made me feel better

Oh, gone too far
You gave up hope
And the future's bleak
It's just a soap on a rope
A soap on a rope
Put the rope around his neck
Pull it tight
He's erect
And it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Yeah!

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was stood in the queue then you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
Oh it made me feel better

So we were laid in bed afterwards
And she asked me
what made me frightened
And I said:
"I'm frightened of Belgian chocolates
I'm frightened of pot pourri
I'm frightened of James Dean posters
I'm frightened of 26" screens
I'm frightened of remote control
I'm frightened of endowment plans
I'm frightened of figurines
I'm frightened of evenings
In the Brincliffe Oaks
Searching...
For a...
Aonversation
Oh!"

"Oh, you're stupid", she said
And she took my hand
And she took my hand and she said:
"I want...
I want you...
I want you to...
I want you to touch...
I want you to touch me
I want you to touch me
I want you to
Oh!!"

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was stood in the queue then you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face