Perfect - Czytanka dla Janka

Reading matter*

Learn yourself Ian, learn yourself, learn,
'Coz knowledge is key to happiness.
Reading matter has a lot of pages.
Well and in there are some pictures:
It is ear, it is beam of grains.
It is horse, on the horse is farmer.
It is hat, that is hand.
Today you do bow down to farmer.
It is palace, that is doorstep.
Look, this is poverty, that is hunger.
This is newspaper, that is bastard.
Learn yourself Ian simple sentences.
If you don't understand something,
You knock in head when it come to it*.
Try to be puppet in crowd.
In grey flat live grey.
In your house TV,
Let play loudly till cows come home*.
Let neighbors hear, to see,
What are you doing in your M-2.
Sun rises where is East.
On West sleep the night.
Witches there cook evil.
This is rocket, that is house.
Under that is atomic shelter.
Make exercises every day.
Very pretty skeleton will you have.
Laser cuts everything in half.
That is hugh triumph of scientists.
River is stinks, forest is disappearing.
Cement, healthy hollow you have.
If you are sad, drink.
Mind fuck off and heart feel better.
The hips is going confident.
A sound mind in the sound body*.
Learn Ian, learn, learn.
That kind of knowledge is guard of wisdom.
That is recipe which is full of crap.
This is your head, that is wall.
This is zloty, that is yen.
Hey, they say Ian, that you are lazy.
This is human, that is reptile.
This is universe, that is world.
If you sad, drink.
Mind fuck off and heart feel better.
The hips is going confident.
A sound mind in the sound body*.
Learn about life Ian, learn.
Wisdom is key to happiness.
Learn about life Ian, learn.
Wisdom is key to happiness.

*reading matter to oznacza lekturę, czytankę
*określenie na zapas
*till cows come home - idiom do późna
* a sound mind in the sound body - idiom w zdrowym ciele zdrowy duch.