Pap, Mitro, Mejster - Ukrainiec

Bury the hatchet
buy Putin some carrots
three packs of carbonated Cisowianka
let him drink, let him not rely on Russian taps
just water

Let some miracle happen
let the Poles take Lviv back
even though they are crowding our train stations

And we have had enough of them
chase away all those
Ukrainians who are constantly complaining
even though they live off our services
they just keep taking
and multiplying like crazy

What's the point of having an army if it can't
even plug a leak
I'm going for a leak
here are the colors of Ukraine
blue on top
and my urine below

Go violate your own dogs
not Polish girls
even your borscht is crappy
while our żurek is delicious

If this continues
from the Vistula to the Baltic
and from Lithuania to Belarus
you will flow back
to your mess

War?
then why are you taking from us?
34 years you've existed
hard to make your own army?

I haven't forgotten, after all, Biden
will send an army at the snap of a finger
task already fulfilled, hey
just asking this question

Listen to me, Dawid
I'll share a thought
love Putin, screw Ukraine
no, just kidding
to be honest
screw all Russian-speaking countries

I was once hungry
ordered Glovo
it was supposed to be so nice
but it turned out badly

The delivery guy was Ukrainian
I put him out like a cigarette
he gives me the delivery
but he messed up the cutlet

"What are you saying, man?"
"I didn't mess anything up
I gave you the delivery
and you pissed on me
you hate Ukraine
because I'm taking your jobs
10 an hour"

And you cry
I'm telling you it's war
that's why I deliver for Glovo
as you see, it's messed up in every country

Something not right in Poland?
go to the front
acting all talkative
yet hustling a taxi

Not happy in Poland
I'm not complaining at all
I take benefits and your cutlet

Take benefits?
man, you just steal

Voted for Donald
you gave it all away

Alright, goodbye

And go to hell