Nocny Kochanek - Tribjut

This is the worst and most cringeworthy tribute in the world.
Whatever.

Long time ago me and my partner Andrzej
Were walking alone a long and lonesome road.
Suddenly, like a devil from hell,
He appeared.
A devil from hell.
And he said:
Pour*, don't say shit, I'm exhausted,
With you I shall drink

Andrzej and I
We looked deeply in our eyes
And we shouted
"Ah, fuck it"
And we knew that is about time,
So we did it - we brought out the glass
We quickly brought out the glass.
Look into my face, everybody knows
One and two make three, two and three don't
We'll get drunk!

Once every half a year or a hundred years
You can drink with the devil, you can pour* in your throat!
The whole world is drinking!

Needles to say, the devil went fucking crazy
He couldn't stand on his feet no more
Because he got drunk.
He asked us:
"Did the God send you along?"
We said "No!
It's pure vodka! (drink!)"
Nooo!

Devil was drinking shot after shot, but he passed out soon
We finished the bottle,
We wanted to take another one
But the devil passed out!
He promised us to drink till the morning, oh yes!
We wanted to go dancing crazy, oh yes!
He promised us to drink so much that nobody could stand to him, oh, no!

But the most interesting thing is that when I woke up I thought that the whole thing was a dream,
but the devil was lying drunk next to me!

Devil didn't stand it
You've got to believe me
If Kwaśniewski** was there
Devil could've not survived, oh yes!

Our good Lord didn't do a thing
Devil got drunk
He said that he'll drink, drink till the morning
And treat us to a bottle
But he didn't buy a thing
Oh yes
Oh yes

*In Poland the word "pour" is often connoted with vodka.
**Kwaśniewski - former President of Poland, he is often being accused of overusing alcohol.