Nerdist - George R.R. Martin's Blank Page (Blank Space Parody)

Dragon's, dwarves, castles, kings
I could pen you incredible scenes
Magic, madness, incest, skin
Write your name and I thought

Oh Old Gods
She's the one
Ten cent rich
Lots of fun
A fan favorite
She'll become

War, passion, intrigue, sin
Follow as she survives it all
Tough choices, can she win
Or will she suffer and

Fall in love
Take the throne
Become the best of Westeros
We can't wait to see you grow
(Then you're mowed down by a stray arrow)

You can die in a sword fight
Or burn in dragons flames
Just when they think it's alright
I cross off another name
So much death in the Seven Kingdoms
You could say I'm insane
Cause you know I love king slayers
And you love Game of Thrones

Westeros is a cruel land
You won't get very far
You could lose your sword hand
Saving Brienne of Tarth
So much death in the Seven Kingdoms
You could say I'm insane
But I've got a blank page baby
(And I'll write your name)

Denial, sorrow too
How could she just up and die
Makes you rethink what you knew
About the rules in my world

Yes it's true
No ones safe
But isn't that what makes it great
Kill those you love, save those you hate
(Sorry Sean Bean)

Zombies, axes, giants, blades
Many ways for a gruesome fate
Red weddings, Wildling raids
Grab your head and smash your

Brains to mush
Bones to dust
Decapitation is a must
In George R R you've gotta trust
(Kidding, I get off on killing everyone you love)

You can die in a sword fight (woo woo woo oh oh)
Or burn in dragons flames
Just when they think it's alright
I cross off another name (you're dead!)
So much death in the Seven Kingdoms
You could say I'm insane
Cause you know I love king slayers
And you love Game of Thrones

Westeros is a cruel land (brutal)
You won't get very far (nope)
You could lose your sword hand
Saving Brienne of Tarth (ouch)
So much death in the Seven Kingdoms
You could say I'm insane
But I've got a blank page baby
(And I'll write your name)

.... I'll show myself out.....