Marie - Najpiękniejszy Mebel

Today I will be the most beautiful piece of furniture
So you can dust me off
Though I'll get very annoyed
And I'm going to tear down a lot

I'll be the most beautiful furniture
So put me up for sale
Just kidding, I know you don't want to
Well, without me you have nothing

I'll be the prettiest sofa
You will rest on me
It will be hard, you weigh a lot
But somehow you'll get over it

I'll be the knife in your kitchen
And I'll cut the bread
If you are attacked by someone then
I'll make a quick "chop, chop, chop!"

And I'll be the cloth
I'll help wipe away the blood
It will be fun, no najs
You will help us sink

I'll break his legs
With I'll make a pif paf puf
Soil, soil and boom
Was it a good move

Today I'll be a tub full of water
You'll splash with a duckling
So yellow, well and cute
I'll take you to bed

You'll sleep and snore loudly
And I'm going to shiver
If you don't stop soon
And then it will start

I'll also be a great clock
I'll be waiting for you
So remember, how late
Then there's nothing to delay

You must come and I will open for you
And I'll make you dinner
And then you'll nod your head
Because I'm the one who's always right

You'll obey, dude
And you'll do everything wrong
You'll beg me
I'll deflect

I have head problems
And some deja vu
I used to sing like this
Or am I dreaming

Today I'm the most beautiful furniture
I'm waiting at the sale
So if you turn around
Maybe something will happen

I'll sell a smile or two
You'll take a peek, why not
You'll like the cut
And you'll take all of me

I'll be the prettiest sofa
You'll rest on me
It will be hard, you weigh a lot
But somehow you'll get over it

I'll be a knife in your kitchen
And I'll cut the bread
If you are attacked by someone then
I'll make a quick "chop, chop, chop!"