Littlest Pet Shop - If I Could Talk to the Humans

[Cheep-Cheep]
If I could talk to the humans
If they could hear the words I'm usin'
I would always know that they would understand
If I could talk to the humans
We could chat while I was groomin'
And the little things in life would be so grand
[Russell]
We'd talk about philosophy and the weather
Or just how itchy it feels inside this sweater
[Penny Ling]
I'd say "Have you read the latest book?
And by the way,
I'd rather have the dry food in my bowl today!"
[Zoe]
We could gossip about the neighbor's naughty cat
[Pepper]
I could say "Your hair is messy, put on a hat."
Cheep-Cheep: Yeah, we could help them, right?
[Cheep-Cheep]
If we could talk to our owners, we'd get to tell
All the things they're doing wrong or not so well
[Russell]
You're about to use the salt instead of sugar!
[Pepper]
Wipe your nose, you've got a hanging booger!
[Zoe]
I know you think the guy at the door is a mailman
But I can smell him, and it's a salesman!
[All]
If we could talk to the humans
If they could hear the words we're using
Just think how much we'd laugh about all day
If we could talk to the humans
There'd be no more presuming
What they think we're trying to do or feel or say
[Cheep-Cheep]
I would sa-a-a-y...
Helmet: Your mechanical wax is lovely today.