Liam Payne - Squeaky Clean Dream (shower song)

Verse 1
Ayo baby I'm just so fresh and so clean,

But the video ends just before you see my peen.

Ol' Tommo and I wrote with Jamie Scott,

But one of his songs this is not.

Sophia, babe, d'ya pass me the sponge?

I gotta get rid of all of this gunge.

Got me playin' like Becky G, got me singin' in the shower,

Gonna be lookin' well dapper in under an hour.

Borrowed this new shampoo from a certain Mr. Styles,

He told me not to use that silver stuff of Niall's.

Chorus
I'm so clean,

Washin' my hair, feels so good.

So I look like I'm your dream.

Oh yeah, bitches.

Verse 2
Bow down bitches, b-b-bow down bitches,

Chuck me a loofah to scratch my itches.

You can call me Liam James Payne,

And I'll just stand here singin' in the rain.

If there's one thing I can do for my gal Sophia Smith,

It's make sure that I don't whiff.

Chorus
I'm so clean,

Washin' my hair, feels so good.

So I look like I'm your dream.

Oh yeah, bitches.

So yeah. Number 1 smash ahoy.