Lagwagon - Bro dependent

She broke up with me two days later I think she met
her don Juan in Italy she has a new man I have a new
mustache now all my friends are gonna call me
mountain man and everyone will think that I'm a
stupid drifter to walk the earth alone I'll never
shave again on the night she left me facial hair grew
miraculously I dressed in black like Johnny cash and
grew this beard of shame I've heard it said she looks
a lot like Sherilyn Fenn and sometimes I'm mistaken
for Billy gibbons I may appear wise but I'm an idiot
it's over she left me and she will soon forget me she
found out I was lame i grew a beard of shame come
all be faithful joyful and triumphant i am a new man
I have a beard of shame