Lagerstein - Fountain of Rum

Crew hoist your hooks for today we conquer the fountain
Ye pirates be warned many have died on their way
Legends are told of a tap kegged to a mountain
All who survive, rum, will be our pay
Anchor the ship, run to the beach
We've followed this map our rum is in reach
This island so scarce, no footprints have ever been here
A body of water is in full view, yet the colour of this lake is not black or blue
Let's taste it, "fuck yeah, it's the fountain of rum"

"What a great drop!"
Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods
Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due
From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe
Hoo-ah! To good to be true
This golden amber is king of all booze
Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose
No more looting for barrels or drums
We drink, at the Fountain of Rum

This is the elixir that needs no mixer
No top shelf can handle, this rums pure might We thought this fountain would look less like a lake The taste of this rum, so good, we’ve made no mistake
Sinking the liquor, quicker and quicker Do not hold back, there's no need to bicker
Cos’ we've been assured, this rum will ever last
This is our time, no more last drinks
Forever we fight, together we drink
Pirates we stand, united by rum

"What a great drop!"
Crafted by nature, a gift from the gods
Ahoy crew! It's time now drink what you're due
From a hat, a stein, a horn or a shoe
Hoo-ah! To good to be true
This golden amber is king of all booze
Yarr harr, it's the drink that we choose
No more looting for barrels or drums
We drink, at the Fountain of Rum

Crew what have we done, the lake has dispersed
We've traveled so far, we hope we're not cursed
But wait what is this? Is that a trap door?
Where does it lead? What is in store?
Follow me down, crew if you dare
The smell of molasses, thickening the air
Out of the darkness, a gold light shines through
This must be it, we're at the Fountain of Rum

Yo ho ho, we're drinking today We've conquered the Fountain of Rum
Get some the pirate way
Yo ho ho, let's make the call Cause it's all for rum and rum for all