Key of Awesome - Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me Parody

That guy sure was grumpy
But no one can touch me
As long as I'm swaggy
Whatever that means
Your daddy told me
That he'd murder me
But l'm sure he was bluffing
That fool don't know me
I do pilates and karate's, and he's fat and disgusting
I'm hot shit, l'm way cool
l'm the toughest dude in my homeschool
And also l have 10 bodyguards

No one can touch me
l'm freakin' Bruce Lee
l punched a Nazi
Right in the throat
Your daddy is whiney
His wiener is tiny
Is he right behind me?
That was just a joke

Could you please leeeeeeeeeeeeet go of my nuts
Someone call 999999999999911 this sucks
Wait, how many 9's was that?

It's just a flesh wound
He's driving on my head, but l'm just playin' Possum
There goes my front tooth
When he stops kicking me l've got him right where l want him
Come back here, we ain't done
That just my arm, l've got another one
This shit just got real

He folded my legs back
Ripped of my nutsack
Stuck me with thumbtacks
He must be mad
He pushed me off the roof
Beat me with phonebooks
How does my face look?
It's not that bad

No not the jajajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer
Owwwie

l don't know if you noticed but, your ass looks pretty torn up
That old man from "Kill Bill" needs to take a chill pill
l don't know what happend son but you said you knew karate
But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song
And he chopped off your whole body

That ain't rappin'. This is rappin'
Do the Booty Jam, Do the Booty Jam
Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam
You're telling me you never heard this?

Calling Belibers
It's Justin Bieber
Put me in the freezer
To preserve my head
We'll resurrect him
We can perfect him
We'll reanimate him
Back from the Dead

Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiise
Shawty
Join the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide
Swaggy

Justin, can you hear me?
That name no longer has any meaning for me
My name is Darth Bieber