Kanye West - Skit #4

[All whispering]
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
[Louder]
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi-

[Leader]
I've called this private meeting today because there is a imposter among us
There is an imposter among us
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has
Pretending he's broke walking amongst us
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes
I found new shoes!
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
[Kanye (stammering)]
I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was in here-

[Leader]
No, you speak up, brother!

[Kanye]
I was gon' stick-I'm tryin' to stick to my roots and-

[Leader]
What?

[Kanye]
I wanna stick to my roots, and-

[Leader]
What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye. Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like that, alright? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke

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