Kabaret - Miss W

I'm weary of "sing sing"
My corny old song is "swing swing"
Who am I? You don't have a clue?
Call me Miss W!
You know baby, that's my aim
To light the letters of my name
Sooner or later I'll spread my wings
I’ll be the new Cabaret Queen!

You said bubble gum
I chose bumble bee
You told me to chew
While I wanted an Anny
Gaze at my bacon and eggs
I'm a chicken dipper
Don't avoid me like the plague
My little Danny Glover!

Here's a sad bit of news:
I won't get off the booze!
but if you gimme the loot
I'll take off my Daisy Roots
I've got such a hangover
Have I drunk too much liquor?
Be nice, do me a favor:
Gimme a pint of bitter!

Here's a sad morning glory
That won't be on Liza
It's about a sweet young lady
And her beloved old Joanna
She dreamt of being Minelli
But she met the so called "Voddie"
As her life turned dark and gloomy
She liked it and drunk heavily
Gentlemen said: "kuddle'n'kiss!
How much for a hit and miss?"
She hooked on the curb like a tramp
And died under a floor lamp

I'm weary of "sing sing"
My corny old song is "swing swing"
Who am I? You don't have a clue?
Call me Miss W!
You know baby, that's my aim
To light the letters of my name
And though it's just one of those things
Here’s the new Cabaret Queen!