Jonathan King - I Don't Want to Be Gay

Begged me to come to your party
But I don't hear a word that you say
You can squeeze me and tease me
Appease me and please me
But I don't want to be gay

You say I'll be glad when I get there
That you'll show me a new way to play
You can hustle me, bustle me
Fuss me and muscle me
But I don't want to be gay

You can try anything that you want with me
But you're not gonna change my lifestyle
You can fluff me, rebuff me and ruffle me
... (?) ain't gonna ... (?) a smile

You're trying to get what you want from me
But I'm just gonna do it my way
You can tug me and bug me
And plug me and juggle me
But I don't want to be gay

You can tug me and bug me
And plug me and juggle me
But I don't want to be gay