Jon Lajoie - Drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

It’s party time.

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party the answer is yes.
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
And when it comes to getting down I am the best.

I don’t have any rules, not even one.
The only rule I have is – have fun.
I smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers.
And that’s in one day, imagine in one year.
But people have boring lives with families and jobs.
My family is this jacket and my job is to rock.
I’m drunk all the time and even during the day,
My parents say get a job – I say no way!

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party the answer is yes.
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Party if my favorite word, it is the best.

I dropped out of school when I was 14
When there wasn’t a course on how to party.
So I started smoking cigarettes with my mouth
And fingering girls on my parents couch
My parents say: You can’t finger girls in here.
And no more smoking cigarettes and drinking beers
So I said: ( ) and I got up and left.
And I’ve been smoking and fingering ever since.

That’s right!

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party the answer is yes.
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
My motto is always live your life on the edge.

Hey everybody are you drunk right now?
Hey everybody are you smoking cigarettes?
Hey everybody are you having a good time?
Hey anybody wanna be fingered tonight?

Drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party the answer is yes.
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Your parents don’t like me cause I am a threat.