Ivan Mladek - AC Miláno dalo mi lano

We Odolena Voda, we have a volleyball team
Being in the third division, it's mainly because of me
First, second, third - bam - that's my obsession
Even Slavia admired my powerful spike
Whoever my spike hits, they'll be killed

In Letňany, we played against the girls from Avia
Before the match, I said to the captain: Hey, Marie
Whoever my spike hits, they'll be killed

Despite that, she sent me to the court, and chaos broke out
I hit it six times, and the ambulance came six times
Then a handsome dark-skinned guy came, he said: Ciao, Zuzano
He was a coach from Italy, he invited me for Cinzano
Wow, AC Milan gave me a hand

The Italian guy dropped his national ID card from his pocket in the morning
(And look!)
That Laco from Litvínov is not Italian, I have proof
(Wait a minute!)

First, second, third - bam - you say to Italy
You can't escape from my room, it's securely locked
Whoever my spike hits, they'll be killed
OU!

(And one more time)

Whoever my spike hits, they'll be killed
OU!