Ghostown - Earnith Toasteth

Started getting fed up, and no longer wished to get up
when I was an adolescent, had spots like a leopard
So run from the leper, its the jungle dub stepper
Shuffle feet like sheep, so just follow the shepherd
To the slaughterhouse, horrors never thought about
Dream of walking out, but the sirens caught you out
Too many creds, expensive overheads
And the skins that I shed, dont get me extra bread
So give me that toast, I pay you back by the post
This time next year, I should be working 10 loaves
yeast and my flour, I will shower you with both
Steady making pizza bases, its the rising of the dough

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Heres a toast to you man, eat bread every day,
get dough by the grand, it'll send you away
Most of these cats dont know the time of day
Lets roast these slices in a capital way.

Smelly smoked kipper, snatched from the jaws of flipper
Im the chef and the waiter , im a generous tipper
With fresh sliced tomato, olive oil avocado
And Greek feta cheese, , wont be poisoned by my enemies
Dont go to the restaurant to be restored
At the table ten minutes, still being ignored
When finally my over priced beer is poured
Im deadly bored, and my patience is flawed
Complained about the service so they spit in your roll
And the first course cost a whole week on the dole
Had to undercut them with the bread and peanut butter
Cos the price of the menu at the venue made me shudder

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