Frank Zappa - Mudd Club

IN SERIOUS LEATHER!
SERIOUS CHAINS!

THEN THEY WORK THE WALL!
'N WORK THE FLOOR!
'N WORK THE PIPE!
'N WORK THE WALL SOME MORE!

IN SERIOUS LEATHER!
SERIOUS CHAINS!
SERIOUS CLOTHING,
FROM WHEN THEY COME DOWNTOWN
(FROM THE RUINS OF STUDIO 54)
TO TWIST 'N FRUGG,
IN AN ARROGANT GESTURE TO
THE BEST OF WHAT THE 20TH CENTURY HAS TO OFFER,
AT THE MUDD CLUB

AL MALKIN'S DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW!
(LOOKING FOR A VIRGIN WITH NICE BREATH!)"
WHY, MAYBE IT'S YOU!
"AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!"

HEY, THEY'RE REALLY DANCIN': THEY'RE ON AUTO-DESTRUCT,
ON THE FLOOR
ON THE PIPE
BOUNCIN' OFF-A THE WALL!

HEY, THE PEOPLE HERE ARE REALLY TEARIN' IT UP,
ON THE SIDE
IN THE BACK
BY THE FRONT OF THE STAGE!

THEY AIN'T REALLY CRAZY
(YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM ME,
I SHOULD KNOW,
'CAUSE I GO
EVERY TIME I'M IN TOWN)

IF YOU NEVER TRIED IT,
LEMME STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT:
IT'S THE BEST KINDA PLACE
TO UN-FASTEN YERSELF,
WHILE YOU...
WORK THE WALL!
WORK THE FLOOR!
WORK THE PIPE!
(IN SERIOUS PAIN)