Frank Zappa - Father O'blivion

Get on your feet and do the Funky Alphonzo!

Father Vivian O'Blivion,
Resplendent in his frock,
Was whipping up the batter
For the pancakes of his flock.
He was looking rather bleary
He forgot to watch the clock

But the night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked....

Yep

The night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked....
(He stroked it)

The night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked....
...his strop
He stroked his strop

It set him off in such a frenzy
He sang "Lock Around the Crock!"

And he topped it off with a ...
And he topped it off with a ...
And he topped it off with a ...

oo ooo ooo
oo ooo ooo
oo ooo ooo

As he stumbled on his ...
He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock

"Oh St. Alfonzo would be proud of me"
And he shouted down the block....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhahaha

Dominus vobiscum
Et cum spiritu tuo
Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes
Just for Saintly Alphonzo?

They're so light and fluffy white
We'll raise a fortune by tonight
They're so light and fluffy white
We'll raise a fortune by tonight
They're so light and fluffy brown
They're the finest in the town
They're so light and fluffy brown
They're the finest in the town

Good morning your Highness
oo oo ooo
I brought you your snowshoes
oo oo ooo

Good morning your Highness
oo oo ooo
I brought you your snowshoes
oo oo ooo