Falconshield - This is Bilgewater

(Graves): Boy, you are one dumb son of a gun
(Twisted Fate): Right, just complain. That helps
(Graves): Cause if I was in charge, I doubt rollin' in here with flashy, exploding cards would have been my plan
(Twisted Fate): I'm not sure I see a problem
(Graves): You got us caught by Gangplank in a Pirate Fortress and son, I don't like you
(Twisted Fate): I can't imagine why
(Graves): Aregor Priggs mean anything to you?
(Twisted Fate): Man, nobody remembers that!
(Graves): I remember!
(Twisted Fate): Well we'll settle it after this. We got a job to do

(Verse 1: Graves, Gangplank and Twisted Fate)

(TF): Gangplank step up, you're about to get messed up
(Graves): Come get it if you want it, got a bullet with your name on it
(TF): Just how we planned it, Graves this is our gambit
(Graves): Straight to the fray, gonna blow you away
(Gangplank): What nonsense is this? Mere cards and a gun?
(TF): Look around, lights and sounds, Yellow Card hits the stun
(Gangplank): Yarr can't move, is this some kind of joke?
(Graves): Canister flies, Snoop Grogg's in the smoke
(TF): Circle around him, make sure he doesn't get out
(Graves): He's firing bullets, must really need to let the lead out
(Gangplank): I'll gut you swines, the second I can see
(Gangplank): You fools will regret the day you crossed me
(TF): Changing up the deck 'till the cards look correct
(TF): Swap out and hustle, that's the Twisted Fate Shuffle
(Graves): Here comes the burst, see how well you can manage
(Graves): You're going down, here's Collateral Damage
(Yarrrrrrr!)

(Twisted Fate): We did it! We took down the Pirate!
(Graves): Yep. Got my reward in sight
(Twisted Fate): Wait, what?
(Gunshot)
(Miss Fortune): Fortune doesn't favor fools

(Verse 2 - Miss Fortune)

Sometimes it takes, a couple of fools
Spokes in the wheels, just two more tools
Loud are my actions, they speak for themselves
Vengeance lay mine, where Gangplank yet fell
Burdened no more by nightmares, so much for wealth
You're just a corpse with gold and treasure that Bilgewater takes for itself
Celebrate now, the death of a king
A slayer of kin, who covets all things
Bilgewater unite to end the Black Flag
Hoist up your sails and dare not to lag.
(Set Sail!)
Free are the seas that we yet sail
This war is won so party 'til you're sickened with ale!

(Miss Fortune Laughs while a croud cheers)

(Gangplank): You think, you've defeated Gangplank?
(Gangplank Growls)
(Gangplank): None... None defeat Gangplank!

(Verse 3 - Gangplank)

You thought I was down, now give into dismay
Potassium Dinner, now let's just say I'm K
Cross Swords or a Pistol, there's simply no contest
Edge cuts through your soul, like my name is Cervantes
Raise your grog, high to the sky
This red in the eye hides the beast that's inside
I am fury and pride, the heart of the flood
The Bilgewater Cutlass that thirsts for your blood
Raw by design, Jackdaw swagger and sway
Not a Torrent of Men keep this Pirate at Bay
A hailfire of cannons head straight for your face
I'm cold on this beat dropping fire from base
Pistols are blazing, you fools at my leisure
Make a run with my gold, you'll be buried like treasure
I'll keelhaul your carcass, you're chum below deck
I set sail while you fail, you got #ShipRekt