Dan Bull - We Made You

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they ignore, and it's painful to see (such a shame to see)
Youre a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Slim Shady's been making the same gimmicky single ever since his debut. And Doctor Dre? God you've aged, have you not been replaced yet? Watch this space - it's Dan Bull and I'm on the case, heckling the a-list like the gossip pages. And Now Lady Sov's washed her face and looks vaguely posh, she's maybe hot to date. I should maybe stop taking pops in case the cops come and raid my place unwarranted; I mean they came in Damien Green's office having not asked Jacquie Smith. What would she say if Ian Tomlinson asked if the police state actually exists? It's okay cos she's Happy with a Saturday in, a pack of tissues and some tacky vids.

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they ignore, and it's painful to see (such a shame to see)
Youre a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

You'll need the hospital when you read the cost that the arena wants off you to see the paed... er, king of pop. Can we believe that Johnson'll be responsible when he's previously offered to beat up on someone? Once up on a time, we were sensible; would choose an MP whose policies were credible. But the time Brown went to the White House, his friend Mister President sent him on time out. Man I'd love to hire out Alan Sugar right now, just so I could tell him "Look, you're fired, out!" I would pass the buck to Captain Crunch but I've had enough financial advice now. Hasn't The Sun enough to lie about without another patronising accountant flying round? Cos our Darling Alistair cried out times ahead are as dark as the black of his eyebrows.

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they ignore, and it's painful to see (such a shame to see)
Youre a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

This is a promotional track for my album and it isn't relevant but you should check it out, and if you want you can give me money too - come on and help to give the world economy a boost.

Has no-one ever told Cheryl Cole she could never hold a note, let alone tell whether someone else is better? Oh yeah - by the way, Simon's waistline is way higher than Jade's final age. I shouldn't have made that statement, because if the papers are to be believed she's an angel. Forget the race issues, they were yesterday's news, and today sales are huge. Madonna's a media concoction too: if she's Jesus' mom, why the need for adoption? Madge, aren't you getting on a bit? You're like fifty - No wonder you got ditched by Guy Ritchie. Nah, you're alright, still - oh, Hi Lily, how's your guy, is there still life in his willy? I feel silly, cos I like you all really. Sorry everyone, I want a bit of nice publicity.

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they ignore, and it's painful to see (such a shame to see)
Youre a wannabe (baby)
Nobody wants you (nobody wants you)
Danny Boy Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Mate you should download my debut album now
Mate you should download my debut album now
Download my album now
Download my album now