D29 - The Ballad Of The Javelins

I was fighting on the front, sleeping in the trench
When the call came from the Sergeant to pull me off the bench
There's a column of Russkie tankers five hundred yards away
So son, bring up your Javelin and let one off their way

So I locked up the lead tanker, 'n I knew he'd surely learn
When my missile reached her glide height well she'd start her downward turn
And she'd smack into the turret of that T-80BVM
And I'd watch that Russian tanker meet his fiery end

So here's to you, Javelin gunners
Victors of the war
That got us all our real estate
Back to Crimea's shores
And now they're headed homeward
And it's all because of me
Because I'm the Javelin gunner
That ended World War 3

When I saw a Terminator (*BMPT) well it filled my heart with fear
That they'd send a batch of new tanks to come fightin' up here
When twenty of them crested on the hill's horizon wide
Our squadron brought forty Javelins and left forty more behind

So here's to you, Javelin gunners
Victors of the war
That brought us all our real estate
Back to Crimea's shores
'N Russia's just a word
That they teach in history
Because I'm the Javelin gunner
That ended World War 3

A column of BTRs came rolling down the road
Full of Russian infantry a-fixin' to unload
My Sergeant he was ready and we knew we'd hold the line
So I touched off mighty Javelin for the fourteenth time

So here's to you, Javelin gunners
Victors of the war
That got us all our real estate
Back to Crimea's shores
And now that burnin' convoy
Fills my heart with glee
Because I'm the Javelin gunner
That ended World War 3

There's a warship in the harbour
'N she's parked out in the bay
According to my Javelin
She's about two miles away
Well I know I'm pushing distance
But I've got a good lock tone
And I watched my Javelin missile
Find a new warship home

So here's to you, Javelin gunners
Victors of the war
That got us all our real estate
Back to Crimea's shores
And now the Russian navy's
At the bottom of the sea
Because I'm the Javelin gunner
That ended World War 3

Well NATO sent a convoy to help us win the war
'N I don't think that the Russians have a clue what is in store
So if they try to rush Kyiv, and take her on right through
The Polish sent more Javelins and a crate of NLAWs too

So here's to you, Javelin gunners
Victors of the war
That got us all our real estate
Back to Crimea's shores
And now Putin has surrendered
And it's all because of me
Because I'm the Javelin gunner
That ended World War 3