Call Me Karizma - Offended

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Ooh) Fuck

Whoa, what do you know?
This song won't make it on the radio
Cuz this shit's too hard
And the world's so soft
"Oh my God, I'm so offended"
I'm not that great at math
But this song might cut my fanbase in half; I'm hard
And the world's so soft
"Oh my God, I'm so offended"

I don't make pop songs, I make songs that pop in Hong Kong
It's rock your mom wants to turn the fuck off
(Turn that shit the fuck off)
But since my song's on, she's turned the fuck on
Love gets what love wants (You get it, baby, yeah), ha!
Anyways, I managed to get the entire planet to hate me
(Ugh, I hate Karizma) You gotta hand it to me, I deserve a Grammy
You bitches don't understand me
"Bitch is something you can't say!"
Bitch, you already banned me by tweeting your little thread
Hashtag, hashtag, throw 'em in the trash bag
"Oh my God, he said fag in 2012!" Shut the fuck up!
In 2012 you were probably twelve drinking your chocolate milk (Bitch)
It's obvious to everyone it's not a big deal
You're just begging for attention that you wanted to feel
There's hardly any artist saying shit that's raw or that's real
"Well, going against the grain is really not in my deal"

Whoa, what do you know? (Fucking bitch)
This song won't make it on the radio
Cuz this shit's too hard (Shit's way too hard)
And the world's so soft (Oh my God?)
"Oh my God, I'm so offended"
I'm not that great at math
But this song might cut my fanbase in half; I'm hard
And the world's so soft (Yeah)
"Oh my God, I'm so offended"

I check Twitter (Let me scroll), y'all just bitter
Y'all acting like I said (bleep), wow
I get bigger every time you tweet shit or say something
I should sell that dumb shit on a sticker
I don't get mad though, I'm not an asshole (I am)
You're in my lane, bitch, I'm gonna pass though
Dishing out hot shit
You're just a casserole
Baby, you're that close (You're that close!), yeah

Anyway, I managed to get the entire planet to listen
You gotta hand it to me, I deserve a handy
Fuck it, give me one Grammy (Uhh)
After make me a Sammy
I'm kidding, give me some candy
I'm fucking sweeter than wine
I'll shove a tweet in your eye
I'll cut you easy as pie
I'll fucking leave you to die
All bloody, screaming and crying
I'd love to see you survive
It's just to keep a surprised
I'll cut you deeper this time
It's fun to see you like I was

And before this ends I wanna make it clear
(I wanna make it very fucking clear)
You can't stop me, bitches, I ain't going nowhere (Never)

Whoa, what do you know?
This song won't make it on the radio (Won't make it on the radio)
Cuz this shit's too hard
And the world's so soft
"Oh my God, I'm so offended" (Tweet about it)
I'm not that great at math
But this song might cut my fanbase in half; I'm hard
And the world's so soft
"Oh my God, I'm so offended"
(So offended, I'm so offended)
"Oh my God, I'm so offended"
(I'm so offended)
"Oh my God, I'm so offended" (Get over it)