Broilers - Cigarettes & Whiskey

Cigarettes and Whisky
and wild, wild, wild women.
They’ll drive you crazy,
they’ll drive you insane. (3x)

One day I was happy,
I had a good wife.
And I had enough money,
yeah, to last me for life.
Then I met Judy,
we went on a spree,
she taught me the smokin’
and the drinkin’ of whisky.

Cigarettes and Whisky
and wild, wild, wild women.
They’ll drive you crazy,
they’ll drive you insane. (2x)

Cigarettes are a curse
on the whole human race,
a man is a monkey
with one in his face.
Take warning, dear sister,
take warning, dear brother,
there’s a fire on one end
and a sick fuck on the other.

Cigarettes and Whisky
and wild, wild, wild women.
They’ll drive you crazy,
they’ll drive you insane. (2x)

Now, that I’m broken,
I'm wary with age,
the lines on my face
make a well-written page.
Write this on my gravestone,
write this right on my grave,
"To whisky and women,
here lies a poor slave". (2x)

Cigarettes and Whisky
and wild, wild, wild women.
They’ll drive you crazy,
they’ll drive you insane. (2x)