Ass Ponys - Little Bastard

Little Bastard
All fish belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank top shirt

And when his Grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down
You're gonna get hurt."

And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
He says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake."

Little Bastard
Has a reoccurring dream
That he's a pirate
On a sea of snakes

And when the waves come
You should listen to him scream
As the tide runs
Down his legs

And they call him Little Bastard
And they say it to his face
He says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake."

And they call him Little Bastard
And they say it to his face
He says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake."

Little Bastard
All fish belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank top shirt

And when his Grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down
You're gonna get hurt."

And they call him Little Bastard
And they say it to his face
He says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake."