Alice Cooper - The Black Widow

(Intro by Vincent Price):
Leaving Lepidoptera... Please don't touch
the display, little boy. Oh, cute. Moving to the next
aisle, we have Arachnida, the spiders, our finest
collection. This friendly little devil is the Heptithilidae,
unfortunately harmless. Next to him... the nasty
Lycosa Raptoria. His tiny fangs cause creeping
ulcerations of the skin. And here... my prize, The Black
Widow. Isn't she lovely? And so deadly. Her kiss
is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
Which is to say that it attacts the central nervous
system, causing intense pain, profuse sweating,
difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness,
violent convulsions and finally...death. You know
what I think I love the most about her is her in-born
need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after
the consumation of her marriage to the smaller and
weaker male of the specie, she kills and eats him.
Oh, she is delicious! (And I hope he was.) If I may put
forward a slice of personal philosophy, I think that Man
has ruled this world as a stumbling, demented child-king
long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

These words he speaks are true
We’re all humanary stew if
We don’t pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow
The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow

Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow

Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him

He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
Husbands and his
Wives he’s devoured
He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
He’s deflowered

Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him

Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow

These words he speaks are true
We’re all humanary stew
If we don’t pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow