Hazbin Hotel - Speedrun To Redemption

VOX, spoken
Alright, show me redemption

CHARLIE
Step one, say you'll get it done
Make redemption your resolution

ANGEL DUST, spoken
Fine

CHARLIE
Step two, bid the booze adieu

ANGEL DUST, spoken
Hey!

CHARLIE
A sober mind's primed for absolution
Step three, dignity!
Try dressing more modestly
Step four, feed the poor

HOMELESS DEMON
Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?

CHARLIE
Five, six, seven, eight
Come on, buddy, concentrate
Change some babies, and
Help old ladies across the street
Isn't he sweet?

VOX, spoken, VELVETTE, spoken
Uh-huh (Right)

CHARLIE, ANGEL DUST, spoken
Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful
Just misunderstood
You can be good for good (Woah)
All you skeptics, pay close attention
We'll speedrun from here to redemption

Step nine, give a hobo a dime

VOX, spoken, VELVETTE, spoken
Yeah, no way, this story is bogus (Haha)

CHARLIE
Step ten, do one through nine again

ANGEL DUST, spoken
Again?

CHARLIE
Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
Step eleven—

VOX, spoken
Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how?

CHARLIE
Step twelve, what the hell?
Pentious was redeemed by now
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Better, nicer, faster, quickly

Wear this top hat, and build a rocket
You gotta commit, start speaking like this
Have depression, an egg obsession
And a leathery hood, then you'll be good for good
Then save a friend from a certain demise—, oh, fuck!
Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
If you offer up your life with pure intentions
We'll speedrun from here to redemption

ANGEL DUST, spoken
I hate you