Gejvald - Nordycki Gej

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Faithfulness, honor, and courage
The blood already rots my cleat
I was known as Gejvald throughout Midgard
And everyone vomited from the smell of my member
They didn't want to let me into Valhalla
Heimdall told me he doesn't let stinkers in
He said he wouldn't touch me with a stick
And told me to go play with a woman's ovary
At the thought of such an insult, I got angry
And I hit Heimdall with my axe
However, Heimdall had extraordinary powers
And before I knew it, he had already put his manhood in my behind
He sent me back to Midgard through Bifröst
And sent Odin's army of ravens upon me
At that moment, I took an oath
I promised to twist the hair on Odin's backside
Together with my crew, we plundered villages
We took handsome men into captivity
I said, "Hey, you'll be proud of me yet"
And we'll send Odin and Heimdall to the grave

I'm a gray Norseman
All women's breasts disgust me
The only breasts I like are Thor's fat ones
I'd like him to crush my manhood with his hammer
As a Norse gay, I was endowed with fame
At my sight, every man stands terrified

When I slept, Odin appeared to me
He said he placed a bounty on my head
When I saw Odin, I got excited
And in his sight, I rubbed my stinky cleat
Odin vomited and considered it an insult
He sent Thor after me to cut off my cleat in my sleep
When I woke up, I was terribly afraid
I couldn't ravage men anymore and got furious
I became passive among my warrior crew
And accepted crooked Norse manhoods in my behind
Also, because I swore vengeance on Thor
I'd like to ravage him and make gay films with him
So with my crew, I set out on Bifröst
And dreamed of regaining my cleat
I asked Loki for a favor along the way
Offering a male bitch for help with Heimdall
Loki was known as a cunning gay
He placed three bananas at Heimdall's feet
Heimdall didn’t notice and tripped on the banana
With the Vikings, we forced him to defecate
We took Heimdall as a male bitch into captivity
And laughed at him every night
I began to blow the gjallarhorn
And thus started Ragnarök

I'm a gray Norseman
All women's breasts disgust me
The only breasts I like are Thor's fat ones
I'd like him to crush my manhood with his hammer
As a Norse gay, I was endowed with fame
At my sight, every man stands terrified

We forced Heimdall to let us through
Played with his testicles along the way
So we venture deep into Asgard
To taste the buttocks of Norse gods
We kill everyone along the way in Asgard
Everyone who survives, we take into captivity
Suddenly, Thor the Fat blocks our path
He says he's gay, tells us to show our manhoods
I got angry and peed on his face
Sent Jörmungandr after him
Thor didn't survive the battle with the serpent
At this sight, the hair on my member stood up
After this fight, I headed for Odin
I got excited by the sight of an African man's cleat
I saw Odin out of the corner of my eye
He thought he was clever, I told him to give me a sniff
In my sight, Odin swallowed my member
And before my eyes, becomes the Ultra God
It turned out my manhood is an artifact
And even tastes a bit like marzipan
Anyone who eats it gains a powerful form
And becomes the most powerful member in Asgard
I got scared because this fight was lost
I began to take Stephan's manhood in my behind
And suddenly some terrible wolf kills Odin
And starts playing with his small member
I pull my manhood from Odin's belly
And reattach it to myself
We celebrated this with the crew in Valhalla
And played with each other's testicles

I'm a gray Norseman
All women's breasts disgust me
The only breasts I like are Thor's fat ones
I'd like him to crush my manhood with his hammer
As a Norse gay, I was endowed with fame
At my sight, every man stands terrified