Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy

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(Trigger happy, trigger happy)

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
(Ooh-we-ooh)
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
(Bam bam bam)
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)

(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy (Trigger happy)
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidentally shot daddy last night in the den
(Shot daddy in the den)
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
(Drug-crazed Nazi again)
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh-wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
(Bop doo wa, sh'wop wop doo wa)
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
(Bop doo wa, sh'wop wop doo wa)
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)

(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)t rigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy (Trigger happy)
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
(Shoot to kill, now, shoot to kill)
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
(Shoot to kill, now, shoot to kill)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself: "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Trigger happy every day)

(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy (Trigger happy)
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

(Watch out or he'll blow you away)
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
(Watch out or he'll blow you away)
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
(Watch out or he'll blow you away)
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away