Nice Peter - Unicorns Are For Gangstas (Picture Song)

Tekst piosenki:

Hi, I’m Tiny Nice Peter and this is a tiny remote control! And this a picture song, 1, 2, 3.

They ___ . Dolphins like my face because it smells like fish.
Give me an S,
Give me a T, U, P, I, D.
Excuse me ma’am you’re about to get pregnant with a chestnut tree.
Oh, that cat is definitely Canadian.
Booty booty boobie cookies booty boobie cookies booty boobie cookies
Unicorn is a gangsta’s baby
Soviet Russia women have sex with you
Ah I imagine that sounded like a baseball hitting a burrito
Oh I imagine that sounded like a coconut hitting a bigger coconut, ya
Oh, ohhhh, my God!
Hey, yeah, for me, I just deleted my myspace.
Why does that dude have so many drum sticks.
Oh, creepy sheep giving me ba ba ba ba bad dreams
Me and these two Asian dude just made a whole (shit) load of money!
Ronald McDonald is my pimp! And he pays me in Big Macs and French Fries.
We both use the same kind of makeup but we use different kind of tampons!
Hey, ladies, what’s up? Are you ready to get treated poorly tonight?
OOO, unicorns are for gangstas!
Oh, yeah, unicorns are for gangstas!
Gangstas’ are pirates.
I’m so sad so cute, so sad don’t I make you sad.
I take my muffins very seriously
Oh, I wanted to be a cop but I’m just not smart enough so you know how it goes
Please clear off my schedule for the next three weeks.
Oh, it took my like 5 minutes to realize how gross you are!
Ara – Ara – Ara Steo – Parosis!
A lot of people don’t know this but Chubaka used to shave and he was the 8th President of the United States.
Oooo, Unicorns are for Gangstas
I now pronounce you dork and Boobs
I now pronounce you dork and wife and you’re gonna be happy for the rest of your life
Oh, my arms look like Turkey
Oh, that turkey is delicious
Oh, arghhhhh
Oh my god I hope that’s not just true.
O, I don’t know what’s going on, but I wanna be there
Unicorns are for Gangstas
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah!