Lao Che - Magistrze Pigularzu

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Will my head hurt after taking this?
Can I drink alcohol with this pills?
Can I talk with you apothecary about that openly?
Will I have troubles with constipation after that?

Please advice me pill roller
Because I would like to get rid of my suffering
And I know what is soothing back's and sitting ache
Please recommend me something for the pain of existance

How long do I have to rub my neck with this?
Can I have dry lips after this?
Will be the efflorescence on my buttcheeks gone?
And is the libido's decreacment after this significant

Please advice me pill roller
Because I would like to get rid of my suffering
And I know what is soothing back's and sitting ache
Please recommend me something for the pain of existance

Anise droplets for anxiety
Suppositories for failed relationships
Compresses for stresses
Iodine and cotton wool for spirit down moments
Ointment for melancholy collaples
Cupping therapy for depressive mornings
Hip bath for puke from the care
Pills for pains and fevers

Will my head hurt after taking this?
Can I drink alcohol with this pills?
Can I talk with you apothecary about that openly?
I can't talk with you apothecary about that openly!