Jerry Heil - Vegan

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I bet your mother wouldn’t like me
She cooks paella, I don’t like meat
That’s how it began, began
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

I bet your father wouldn’t get it
Why am I seatin' eatin' carrot
That’s 'cause I’m vegan, vegan
(That’s 'cause I’m vegan, vegan)
('Cause I'm vegan)

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at 5 o’clock
Ok

Baby, 'cause I’m vegan
I can’t even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me rucola, take my money
'Cause the grass is always greener on the other side (Hey)

Vegan
Baby, 'cause I'm vegan
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

We met on Tinder, it’s our first date
I hoped you’d be my vegan soulmate
But it went awful, awful
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm skinny not ‘cause I don’t feel well
But you keep asking ‘bout my B12! Man!
I’ve got my tofu, tofu
Oh, oh-oh-oh

Boom
Knock, knock
Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at 5 o’clock

Baby, 'cause I’m vegan
I can’t even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me rucola, take my money
'Cause the grass is always greener on the other side (Hey)

Vegan
Baby, 'cause I’m vegan
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Easy breezy lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole
Easy breezy lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole

And what about gym?
What about big butts?
You wanted see my proteins so watch me go nuts

Baby, 'cause I’m vegan
I can’t even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me rucola, take my money
'Cause the grass is always greener on the other side

Vegan (Hey)
Baby, 'cause I’m vegan
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh