Frank Crumit - Crazy words, crazy tune

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There's a guy I'd like to kill
If he doesn't stop I will
He's got a ukulele and a voice that's loud and shrill

'Cause he lives next door to me
And he keeps me up till three
With his ukulele and a funny melody

Crazy words, crazy tune
All that you'll ever hear him croon
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Vo-doe-doe

Sits around, all night long
Sings the same words to every song
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

His ukulele, daily
How he'll strum, bom-bom-bom
Vampin' and stampin'
And then he hollers, "Black bottom!"

Crazy words, crazy tune
He'll be driving me crazy soon
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

I have begged that guy to stop
I have even called a cop
Told my dog "Go sic him"
But the durn dog wouldn't go

But tonight will be the end
Yes sirree, 'cause I intend
To go up and kick him
In the vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

Crazy words, crazy tune
All that you'll ever hear him croon
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Vo-doe-doe

Sits around, all night long
Sings the same words to every song
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

He's got to stop it, stop it
Yes, he must, or I'll just
Kill him, I'll kill him
Then I'll do the black bottom

When I'm jailed, upon my knees
To the jury and the judge I'll plead
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

It's a rage, it's a craze
Everybody sings nowadays
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Vo-doe-doe

Every goof, every sheik
Tunes his uke and begins to shriek
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

Go on the east side, the west side
Here or there, everywhere
They vo-doe, vo-doe-doe
Then they holler, "Black bottom!"

Young or old, old or young
The guy that started it should be hung
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe