Zbigniew Zamachowski - Ballada o jamniku

Neither men nor women say anything about it
In our village it's simply a taboo topic
Our clergyman, the rector, who preaches every Sunday
Has a dachshund that comes straight from Israel

Give up any doubts, dear audience
Because the dachshund's name is Icek Mordechaj
Rector - a purebred Catholic who tries to bring us closer to God
And he keeps a Jewish quadruped

We stare hatefully at the kennel
Not only the face's Jewish, but also ginger
But in case of this mutt
His descent isn't everything
Because this dachshund is also homosexual

I'll also add, though that's hard to believe,
That the dachshund likes to cycle
And here the rector's dog's list of sins gets even longer
Rector's dog's a fag, a Jew, also a cyclist

It's also said in the village
That the dachshund likes to steal apples from a nearby orchard
Here's who the rector, good priest, has taken in:
A fag, a Jew, a cyclist, and also a thief

With time passing, what you can do, such is the will of God:
The dachshund is getting baldier
So may the whole nation hear the truth about the priest's mutt:
A fag, a Jew, a cyclist, a thief, also bald

Even though it's a taboo topic, I'll sing the remainder
That the dachshund was born in Bucharest
So here let the counting rhyme start again:
A fag, a Jew, a cyclist, a thief, bald, a gypsy

Despite the prohibition the dachshund stubbornly continues
To share his food with other village dogs
A fag, a Jew, a cyclist, a thief, bald, a gypsy, Jesus Christ
He's also a communist by views and behaviour

In addition, the dachshund has a hunting instinct
Once he killed a sheep on a pasture
A fag, a Jew, a cyclist, a thief, bad, a gypsy, [you can get] a heart attack
Because he's also a communist and a killer

The dog's behaviour has a positive effect
May the world can see the true taboo topic:
Our rector has a weak spot for boys and for vodka
But comparing to that dachshund, he can be forgiven
But comparing to that dachshund, he can be forgiven