Y&T - Barroom Boogie

I was gettin' real legless, I was feelin' no pain
Checkin' out all the women playin' barroom games
Ratin' all the women from one to ten
Well said, "Bartender, set 'em up again"

Come on, have a drink on me
Cut loose, make that double free
Alright, gonna get me some
Oh man, look what just walked in

A woman so fine calls for sexual crime
I said "Hey baby, your crib or mine"
Said, "Unless you a star or gotta Ph.D
Or lots of money, honey, don't you talk to me"

Well, come on, give me a break
Cut loose and she slapped my face
Oh, I knew it was love
Well, I backed off

All I need is your love
Come on, lighten up, baby
You gotta give me some, okay
I just need me some love

Asked another sweetie, "Can I buy you a drink?"
Well, she ordered everything but the barroom sink
So, I figure I got me an investment here
When, oh oh, King Kong's double appears
And he don't share

Come on, I did no wrong
Cut loose, oh, he's slippin' down the bar
Get down, get back up again
Alright, when the message is clear

Come on, give me a break
Come back, oh, she slapped my face
Wow, I knew it was love

Woke up next morning with a trashcan head
When I looked to my left, oh no, wish I was dead
There's Frankenstein's daughter all curled up on me
I said, "I gotta go home, it's an emergency"
She said, "But you are home"

Come on, put me back on my bed
Get down, oh, she blew my head
Oh man, never again
Cut loose, oh, too, too loose

Oh no, I'm hittin' the floor
Alright, I give in
Come on baby, oh, let's do it again
Come on, one more time, baby, wow