Ylvis - Tor Kraft

[Verse 1]
Shut up and listen, I will show you how it's done
The process with your diving board has already begun
I can already tell that you're thinking too small
You need to build big or build nothing at all!

I know it's not politically correct to say
But diving boards are tiny and well, kind of gay
I won't hear another word about this diving board crap
Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the Map!


[Chorus 1]
He's the man who makes it bigger
Tor can make it stronger
Everything is better with Kraft
He will use his power
Maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!


[Skit]
Priscilla? Cup of coffee
No, the small one
The small one!
Thank you!

[Verse 2]
You see, everything looks better If you maximize
If you like it, then imagine it twice the size!
Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
And then triple and quadruple it again and again

For location, I'm thinking in the middle of the lake
Pointless and expensive and hard to make
Then we add a bridge built with floating cement
And then we scale it up 500 percent!


[Chorus 2]
He's the man who makes it bigger
Tor can make it stronger
Everything is better with Kraft
Watch him use his power
To maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!

Quiet when he's etching
Silent when he's sketching
Genius at work – Tor Kraft
Look, he is on fire
Architect Messiah – Tor Kraft!