Xingaia - Sea Shanty Vigilante

Scum Crew at the Jenkimville Beach
Getting way too drunk
Scoping chicks for their little soiree
Ending in the trunk

Dark figure appears
Out from his shed
Cloaked in barnacles and
Kelp as dreads
Armed to the teeth
With harpoons and net
Cauldron boiling for his
Daily Catch
He once was a boy
Of just Twelve years old
Fell victim to a
Malicious Prank
Since then he's been
A saviour of sorts
Killing and eating punks and hippies and

Now the scum crew shall, Meet their demise
One by one they drop like flies
A feeble attempt, A counter attack
Lyle Black tries to kick his sack
Intercepted, By our hero
One fell swoops sends him down below
Farley towers, Blots the sky
Six harpoons should sub due this guy

Sea Shanty! Vigilante!
He is our hero, The dude that keeps this place clean
Sea Shanty! Vilgilante!
He is the one, Preventor of acts obscene
These Panty! Waists Can'ty
Make him succumb, for they've had far too much rum
These Dandies! Getting Sandy!
Only two remain, Let us see how they are slain

Loko-Coko-Pounds one more tall can
Stomping, Moshing, The fuck out of our man
Trying-To claim-Victory if he can
Like a-Super-Human pro wrestler
Our-hero-Busts a sweet stranglehold
Pile-Drives him-Straight into the sand

Colonel Trevor gets spitty
A tactic that works shittily
The Vigilante harpoons his eyes
Nets his catch and boils his prize