Wojtek Szumański - Piosenka o kocie

In kitchen, on table, like hub of the universe
sitting and muttering aristocrat.
By nobleman's tone in hours of sitting
meowing two words - so casually
Drawing untill both his paws from this boredom
Snorting, meowing and go away.

Are you from Germany or America,
if you have gonorrhea or you have pinworms,
are you diligent or are you lazy,
issues a cat, and you will be happy.


Someone scratching on the door, so I'll go open
He's only look, cause for what go?
And although cat can be lazy,
He's smarter creature than a human.
And may you tell that cats are stupid
And cat will have it deep in a ... somewhere.

Because the cat's generally have most things somewhere.


Whether you are poor or rich,
Do you like to sniff glue, or rather the flowers,
Whether you prefer boys or girls,
Do you smack PiS or screw PO,
you have a chance on a million to attain the honor
And step down a place on cushion to him,
but remember and don't think that you're in heaven,
You don't have a cat, this cat has you.


Who knows? Maybe he escaped?
Because I still don't return.
but it all pays off.
So I don't want to have these mountains or than made of gold.
Cause for what they are to me? But I have a cat.