Weird Al Yankovic - The Plumbing Song

{Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash?
24 hours a day? 7 days a week?}

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand,
But plumbing's one thing I don't understand.
It's true. (Haven't got a clue)

B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem.
When I flush the john, the shower goes on.
(Baby) Now whatcha gonna do?

If drano's a joke and your plunger is broke.
Baby call the mensch with the monkey-wrench.
(Baby) He'll be there for you. (you, you)

Shower's backing up (Up, up)
Water won't go down (Down, down)
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby.
Don't forget my plumber. (plumber)
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby, baby, baby)
Sink's been stopped up all Summer.
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby, baby, baby)
Better call the plumber. (plumber) He'll know what to do.

Pipes been blowing up
Pipes been breaking down
And the carpet's soaked, right through.
Ba-ba ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba-ba ba ba ba kitchen's flooded too.
Ba-ba ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba-ba ba ba ba girl, you know it's true.

B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer.
If he works for one day, costs you half a years pay.
(Baby) He can be here by two.
So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash.
Makin' service calls in his overalls.
(Baby) He'll do his best for you. (You, you)

Sewers backing up (Up, up)
Got you feeling down (Down, down)
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby.
Don't forget my plumber. (Plumber, plumber)
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby, baby, baby)
Leaky pipes are a bummer.
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby, baby, baby)
Time to call the plumber. (Plumber, plumber) Maybe call a few.

Got a problem with plumbing?
(Gotta problem with plumbing)
Gotta blame it on something.
Blame it on the drain that was cloggin', cloggin'.
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night.
If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through,
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah.

When I flush the john, now when I flush the john,
It turns the shower on. (On, on)
(Roto-Rooter 6-5000)
Ba ba-ba-ba baby, (Baby, baby)
Better call my plumber. (Plumber, plumber)
He'll know what to do.

{Call now, we're in the yellow pages}