Tenacious D - My Biznitch is the Shiznit

Well we met in the food court in the mall,
She was in line at arbys and I was sippin on a malt,
Such a lovely girl I walked up to her,
I wanna make u mine and buy u diamonds and pearls,
She gave me her pager number and said "beep me
sometime"
Right there I knew that this girl was mine
Youre my number one girl, the best in the world,
Ur the ish to me forget the other girls...

Biznitch, My Biznitch is the shiznit,
Biznitch, My biznitch is the shiznit

I was doin cannonballs at the YMCA,
She came up to me and said Hey no Horseplay,
So I got out the pool like I was the man,
Cruised on over to her lifegaurd stand,
I asked for her number maybe call her sometime,
She looked at me, smiled, and said fine,
Youre my number one girl, the best in the world,
Ur the ish to me forget the other girls...

Biznitch, My Biznitch is the shiznit,
Biznitch, My biznitch is the shiznit

Well U know my biznitch is the shiznit,
All the fellas jealous to mind they should mind their own business,
I only got eyes for one girl, shes the one that
really rock my world,
every day with me she makes my love stronger, when shes not by my side all I do is wonder,
Shes my number one girl the best in the
world,
shes the ish to me forget the other girls...

Biznitch, My Biznitch is the shiznit,
Biznitch, My biznitch is the shiznit