Swamp Squat - Massivkrap

One time, when I was young I got a guitar
My parents bought it for me in the hopes that I'd become a star
I fuckin' grabbed the axe and took it everywhere
Made an appearance with my overgroomed hair

When I look in the mirror, all that I see
Is a fuckin hot dude lookin' back at me
With muscles bulging from every inch of my bod
Without a doubt, I've become my own fucking god

I listened to a band that called themselves Black Metal
I heard the synth, saw the dudes decked out in corpse paint
Don't give a fuck about true, raw emotion
Just wanna play this shit to get fuckin' laid

Girls suck my dick while I practice my shred

No one can ever reach my level
I'm Jameson, bitch, and I'm the devil
My ego couldn't get, any more inflated
According to a contest, I'm fucking top-rated

Girls suck my dick while I practice my shred