Smosh - Sex Turban

I bought this turban at a garage sale,
 and ever since then I've been an alpha male
 There's just something ladies love about a big, sexy turban 
Someone better hose me down
 'cuz I'm so hot, I'm burnin'

Sex Turban,
It's a magical sexual hat 
Sex Turban
 I wouldn't be caught dead in that 
Sex Turban 
You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya
 Sex Turban 
Alright, fine. Do you have an extra? 

Not everybody knows just how I get my hoes 
Whoa! Sexist! 
Not everybody knows how to respectfully pursue a woman 
That's better. 
If you wanna get a lady in your bed put a sex turban on your head

 Sex Turban, 
It's a turban made of sex
 Sex Turban
 My ancestors were oppressed!
 Sex Turban 
No girl has ever touched me there
 Sex Turban 
Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair? 

At first I didn't think the turban magic was real
 and now I'm covered in ladies trying to cop a feel 
It was cool at first but now I'm feeling harassed 
so now I'm gonna take it off so they stop groping my ass!

Sex Turban, 
It's a sex hat made of cloth 
Sex Turban 
You can never take it off! 
Wait! What? 
Death Turban 
If you take it off you'll die 
Dude, what the f***?
 Death Turban 
Just keep it on, don't ask why