R. Stevie Moore - Answers

asked a horse and the horse said yeah
asked a blind man and he said braille
asked a mouse and the mouse said fail
asked the wind and the wind said gale
asked a convict and he said jail
asked the rain and the rain said hail
asked a hammer and it said nail
asked a boat and the boat set sail

asked a pig and the pig said sty
asked a gal and the gal said guy
asked a friend and the friend said hi
asked another one and he said bye
asked a shirt and the shirt said wear
asked a barber and he said hair
asked a tom tom and he said snare
asked a preacher and he said prayer

asked a foot and the foot said shoe
asked a ghost and the ghost said boo
asked a pear and the pair said two
asked myself and myself said you
asked a wheel and the wheel said tire
asked a plug and the plug said wire
asked the boss and the boss said hire
asked another one and he said fire
asked a mouse and the mouse said fail
asked the wind and the wind said gale

asked a man and the man said why
asked an apple and it said pie
asked a bug and the bug said fly
asked a monster and he said die
asked a convict and he said jail
asked the rain and the rain said hail