Portal 2 - Dumb Ways to Die

Get crushed by a crusher
Destroy vital apparatus
Find a way into Android Hell
Run too fast on a pool of Propulsion Gel

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Play Hide'n'Seek with a turret
Stand in front of an Energy Pellet
Push your friend into toxic waste
Shoot a portal straight into outer-space

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Rub your face on a Hard-Light Bridge
Forget your boots and fall off the edge
Suffocate in toxic gas
Look at the operational end of the device

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Fall out of a test-chamber
Get thrown down an incinerator
Consume a lot of bouncy-goo
I wonder, what's this red button do?...

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Donate one or more of your vital organs
Fall into a pool of deadly toxins
Go into cryosleep when there's no more power
Get put into a potato and get eaten by a crow
Stand around a platform heading towards fire...
Wait around for Half-Life 3!

They're dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb... So many dumb ways to die

(Be safe around portals. The message from Aperture Science.)