Pizza Face - Operation Kill Keg

Operation Kill Keg
There was a party last night at Party Time HQ
a 30 rack of Liene and Knux began to spew
Famous Ray was in the kitchen getting with some chick
Directly after telling Hines that she would suck his dick
Fathead against the world in a shotgun race
But when it comes to carbombs Tommy puts you in your place
Matt Bones is double fisting with bottles and with cans
Pilotte straight up pissed his pants from Edward Forty-Hands

Kill the Keg

Waking up the next day feeling like a turd
Not enough Lager too much Adjective Bird
On a Sunday morning, the words that we all fear
James the Realest Rocker says that we're not out of beer
If we work together we can beat this beast
Two thousand fluid ounces of barley, hops, and yeast
There's only one solution it's one that we all know
So pump the tap and fill your cup this beer has got to go

Kill the Keg

Drink until the Keg is done

Gooch was the wisest wizard but that doesn't help him now
Big Guns works the Bronco Pump but he does it with a scowl
Finally we kill the keg but casualties are high
Jumpman's in the corner and he says he's gonna die
Jeff the King of Parties says that was quite a feat
You should all be proud but your mission's not complete
If you guys don't do this then you guys are whack
Commence Operation Get Deposit Back

Return the Keg