Kuroshitsuji - Tik Tok

Wake up in the morning to the words, young master
It's Sebastian right out the door he says things are a disaster
Mey Rin is breaking all the dishes,
Finny's burning the trees,
And well, Chef Baldroy and Tanaka are already on their knees for mercy
Shinigami on my back {back}
Butler wearing black {black}
Some Italian guy stealing my crack {crack}

N-now I'm going back into town,
Because of Finnian the clown.
-spoken- Who broke my walking stick for the third time this week, I mean honestly!

-sung- Ciel Phantomhive
Pentacle on my eye
That's right,
I'm not nice so you can kiss my feet and cry

I'm rich, not a prick,
So don't make me throw a fit or,
I will kill you!
I will kill you!

Ciel Phantomhive
Pentacle on my eye
That's right,
I'm not nice so you can kiss my feet and cry

I'm rich, not a prick,
So don't make me throw a fit or,
I will kill you!
I will kill you!
Now, let's talk about season two and the boy who's named "Trancy"

I mean, seriously, did they think that I wouldn't happen to get angry?
I mean the boy is a cheaper, blonder, version of me,
And well the butler can't even compare to my Sebby!

I still got a shinigami on my back!
Butler's still in black,
And the Italian guy who stole my crack? {Oh, Well he's dead now!}
Haha! Now about my aunt red,
Well it would appear she's also dead...
Oh God my life just continues to get suckier and suckier doesn't it?

Kuroshitsuji,
It's a show about me and my sucky life
And all the people who have died
Some say it's yaoi, but I like to believe that,
I'm a straight boy!
I'm a straight boy!

Kuroshitsuji,
It's a show about me and my sucky life
And all the people who have died
Some say it's yaoi, but I like to believe that,
I'm a straight boy!
I'm a straight boy!

I can't believe
That all of these
Yaoi fan girls pair me with Sebby
Oh, wait, did I call my butler the name that gay shinigami does?!
This song is lame, I want some cake,
When will this damned thing be over with?
You say it's soon? But the climax is coming, wait this here is climax
Oh you're vodicalling me
You're telling me I have to sing the chorus twice
...Well I guess I have nothing to complain about.

Ciel Phantomhive
Pentacle on my eye
That's right,
I'm not nice so you can kiss my feet and cry
I'm rich, not a prick,
So don't make me throw a fit or,
I will kill you!
I will kill you!

Kuroshitsuji,
It's a show about me and my sucky life
And all the people who have died
Some say it's yaoi, but I like to believe that,
I'm a straight boy!
I'm a straight boy!

Thank god it's done...