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Ya can't bounce the bounce
If ya can't ever pronounce the bounce
Ahem, repeat after Tigger...
The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper
Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper
Alley-Ooper Bounce!

It's got the zip that make
you flip and that's what really counts
In the Whoop-de-Dooper
Loop-de-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce

Now, half this bounce is 90 percent mental
If ya calculate the specific
Tiggerjectory of year
Stripecelleration Diviferous
by the Square Boot of yer
Rebounce, yer Vertical
Situituation Indicator and yer
Striperconic Springertia
should Rica-tic-chet yer
Hydraulific Fu-silly-age into
an Accelerometric De-orbit!
Any questions?

Spoken: When do I get to learn the
Whooping Looper Whooper...
I mean the Looper Dooper Whooper...

The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper
Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper
Alley-Ooper Bonnce!

The more you try the more
you fly and that's what really counts
In the Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper
Alley-Ooper Bounce

Now ya swing yer legs up high
And ya twist yer tail in tight!
Wind up all yer springs and
And with yer eyes fixated straight ahead
Ya let it all loose

Spoken: Umm, is this right?

It's beat when done by tiggers
'Cause our tiggerific figures
Are filled with vims and vigors
And that's the thing that triggers

The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper
Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-de-Looper
Alley-Ooper Bounce!
The more you try the more
You fly and that's what really counts

Right...it activates, and
elevates, accelerates and more
(wee)
You're bouncing off the ceiling,
like you never did before
(wooo)
The Whoop-de-Dooper
(Whoop-de-Dooper)
Loop-de-Looper
(Loop-de-Looper)
Alley-Ooper Bounce

WOW!