Kowalski - Irlandia zielona

It's autumn again, birds flew away,
It’s raining outside and it’s cold inside,
wife says that the tap is leaking again
if she wants she can call the neighbour
our team got a whipping in football again
attacks were weak and the goalkeeper was a loser
one of my wife's pots got burned
if she wants she can call the neighbour

And Ireland is supposedly as green
as mermaid's hair at dawn
for her tender sighs and white shoulders
my grey life I would give away
And Ireland is supposedly as crazy
as the wind that has a torn hat
for her tender sighs and white shoulders
my boring life is worth to give.

The wall is wet because I have a hole in the roof
The wallpaper is peeling off
wife wants to have her radio fixed
but the neighbour knows better how to do it
wife keeps nagging me all the time
she even lies on me in bed…
well, I guess I better move this time
as she is ready to ask the neighbour for help

And Ireland is supposedly as green
as mermaid's hair at dawn
for her tender sighs and white shoulders
my grey life I would give away
And Ireland is supposedly as crazy
as the wind that has a torn hat
for her tender sighs and white shoulders
my boring life is worth to give.

My tooth hurt me for four weeks
So I eventually pulled it out
and what? And it still hurts
Now I have a called for my neighbour
So about Ireland I dream and a bout
and how I would turn left past the fiord
this neighbour comes here too often
I’ll have to show him tomorrow where his place is. *

And Ireland is supposedly as green
as mermaid's hair at dawn
for her tender sighs and white shoulders
my grey life I would give away
And Ireland is supposedly as crazy
as the wind that has a torn hat
for her tender sighs and white shoulders
my boring life is worth to give.
(x2)

*Literally – to smash his face